Updated November 28 at 6:26am
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A businessman, who meets St. Peter at the Perly Gates of Heaven, says "All of my tax records," while St. Peter looks wearliy at a U-Haul truck. more
A boss does not look pleased when an employee tells him that, "I didn't win the lottery. I was one number off. So, I was only kidding when I quit and called you a fat, greedy, selfish, arrogant, sadistic, lazy, incompetent jerk." more
Two policemen look intent when a detective tells them to "Keep grilling him. He used is one phone call to order pizza!" Meanwhile, their suspect is eating his pizza in the interrogation room. more
A businessman, walking past a storefront looks at a display labelled "Calls of the Wild." On display are a moose call, a coyote call and a margin call. more
A worker, sitting relaxed at his desk says, "Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical deifficulties" to his unhappy boss. Meanwhile, his computer is actually unplugged. more
As two men walk out of a marketing meeting, one says, "On a positive note, the massive recalls do increase brand identification." more
A young man, sitting at a computer, says to an older man, “The Internet puts the world at your finger tips.” To which the older man grumbles, “Better wear gloves.” more
Two scientists look sad and surprised when their boss tells them "I'd like to hear more Eureka's and fewer Bwa-ha-ha's around here!" more
A prisoner, hanging by his arms in a dungeon, asks "Will I be issued a hands-free device?" While his guard looks unimpressed. more
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