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A young man, sitting at a computer, says to an older man, “The Internet puts the world at your finger tips.” To which the older man grumbles, “Better wear gloves.” more
Two scientists look sad and surprised when their boss tells them "I'd like to hear more Eureka's and fewer Bwa-ha-ha's around here!" more
A prisoner, hanging by his arms in a dungeon, asks "Will I be issued a hands-free device?" While his guard looks unimpressed. more
An older worker looks unamused when a younger co-workers, looking in his desk drawer asks, "Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon" An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?" more
An investor looks depressed when his advisor says, "Mr. Marney, your emerging markets portfolio needs a theme song." While strumming a banjo, he says, "how about ‘don't cry for me, Argentina'?" more
An employee tells his boss, "since you insist on an answer, I'll go out on a limb and say, time will tell." more
A CEO, speaking to board members says, "The test results are in for the medical marijuana, and frankly there's nothing there we didn't discover ourselves in college" more
A job applicant looks worried, when a personnel manager says, "That's funny … All your employers I called are now out of business." more
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