Updated October 22 at 6:28pm
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Two salesmen from a chart company show charts to a businessman and say, "And if you purchase out ‘nothing to worry about here' package, we'll throw in our manager of the year mug at no extra charge!" more
Two businessmen are looking at a poster that reads "Corporate Ladder Map." One says to the other, "That arrow always gos to the bottom when I walk by," referring to a large red arrow that states "You are here." more
A secretary looks surprised when her boss says, "I was looking out for #1, so I wasn't paying attention when #2 hit the fan." more
An employee looks stunned when his boss says, "maybe you're aiming too high," when the boss spots him reading "Success For Dummies." more
A CEO tells his board members, who are all sitting on the floor that "the Janitor's Union borrowed our table for a banquet." more
A businessman, working on his laptop listens to his daughter, who says "you're a high-frequency stock trader and I'm a high-frequency tweeter. Cool." more
Three people walking down a street are shocked, when a man holding them at gunpoint says to someone on his cellphone, "I'll have to call you back. I'm in the middle of crowdfunding." more
An elderly man, with a cane, looks angry when his advisor at Acme Investments says, "You wouldn't have been able to take it with you anyway, Mr. Belke." more
A personnel director looks surprised when his interviewee says, "I listen to a lot of motivational tapes … I have no skills, but I'm raing to go." more
A businessman, who meets St. Peter at the Perly Gates of Heaven, says "All of my tax records," while St. Peter looks wearliy at a U-Haul truck. more
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