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A businessman, speaking with his doctor, looks surprised when he’s told that “No ulcers shows me that you haven’t reached your full potential.” more
A salesman’s wife, laying on a beach while on vacation, says “Hon, we’re only on day two of our 2-week vacation and I can already see you’re starting to unwind.” Meanwhile, her husband is thinking, “ I can almost see the bastards stealing my clients …” more
Shareholders, at a meeting sitting at a large table in a boardroom, look shocked when the chairman says, “Some day we’ve got to get back to the good old American know-how to make cheap crap.” more
An accountant, working at his computer, tells his boss, “Don’t worry, I checked the figures with wikopedia.” more
A businessman, talking to an accountant in his office, looks puzzled when the accountant says, “There’s still a lot we don’t know about pulling numbers out of thin air.” more
A weathy, businessman, standing in an opulent board room, with a chandelier, bookcases and busts and statuary. He says to another businessman, “Call me old fashioned … but I made my money by succeeding.” more
An employee looks sad and shocked when his boss, while doing his review, says “But you just had a raise back in 1970.” more
A staff of coworkers looks stunned when their boss tells them that”Teamwork is doing exactly what I say.” more
A CEO, speaking to wary-looking board members, says “Just because I’ve sold my stock and given myself a huge bonus doesn’t mean we’re going out of business.” more
A prospective employee, on a job interview, looks stunned when the business owner bends down, looking under his desk, saying “Of course our finances are good … hey, a bent but still usable staple!” more
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