Updated October 24 at 11:24am
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Two policemen look intent when a detective tells them to "Keep grilling him. He used is one phone call to order pizza!" Meanwhile, their suspect is eating his pizza in the interrogation room. more
A homeless man, looking diisheveled, holds a sign that reads, "Steal my identity. You;ll be doing me a favor." more
An older man, sitting down while painting a fence is speaking on the phone and his wife is raking leaves. "What am I doing?" says the man, "Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off ... then I remember I'm retired." more
A CEO, leading a board meetin, gestures toward a map of the U.S. with three red dots. He proceeds to state that, "On the plus side ... we are saving on pins." more
A father looks disappointed when his daughter, who is reading the financial section of the newspaper, says, "I learned about the birds and the bees in school. Now tell me about the bulls and bears." more
A financial adviser, speaking with a client over the phone, says "Nanthan, Looks like your nanotechnology stock paid a nano dividend." more
While two dinosaurs are eating grass, one says to the other "Why are you worried? I told you we're too big to fail." more
A wife shouts, "and remember, Lester, don't bring home the bacon. It's loaded with nitrites," to her husband as he's walking down the front walk, on his way to work. more
A businessman, speaking with the CEO, looks surprised when the CEO says, You need to read between my tweens." more
A businessman, who is handing money to a beggar says, "Say, aren't you my old investment advisor who dropped me because I had too little money in my account?" more
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