An employee, looking at an empty desk piled high with work, looks sad and stunned when his boss tells him, “it’s a lateral move, you’ll now be getting all of Kramer’s work too.” more

A CEO, says “And this is where we all stopped to form an exploratory committee,” to the members of a meeting, which pointing at a sharp drop on a chart. more

A businessman looks surprised when, at a bus stop, another businessman says “Maybe crime doesn’t pay, but there are a lot of tax advantages.” more

A retired man, sitting in a recliner, says to his wife, who stands in the kitchen doorway, “Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me,” about the family dog typing at a laptop computer. more

A company CEO tells three men at a meeting, “We’re like one big family here … I want to put a stop to it!” more

A CEO, speaking at a meeting, tells the attendees that “The computers are dow, so we’ll have to choose a fall guy the old-fashioned way … picking a name out of a hat.” more

A man looks stunned when his pharmacist tells him to “continue taking this medication until your money runs out.” more

A man, on a beach vacation with his wife, is exasperated saying, “How can I relax? Everything’s going fine at work without me!” more

Mans cubicle is filled with water and a shark fin isi visible while others look on and one says “Now let’s see how he handles pressure.” more