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A man, listening to an on-hold messege over the phone, looks surprised when the voice states, “This call may be monitored in order to determine your breaking point. more
Cavemen, sitting on rocks, around a larger rock in a cave, listen to another caveman, who is leading the meeting say, “here is where we developed opposable thumbs,” while he points to a chart, with a stick, showing growth. more
A husband and wife look disheartened when their bank’s loan officer tells them to “come back when your credit rating reads like a book titled ‘50 Shades of Black.’ “ more
A patient, laying in a hospital bed, looks stressed and saddened when his doctor, pointing at an EKG in the shape of a downward-sloping fever chart says, “You’re thinking too much about your business.” more
During a meeting, one member says to another, “What I mainly want to get out of this meeting is myself.” more
A woman looks stunned when her investment advisor tells her, “So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.” more
A restraunt patron looks surprised when his waiter says, “Here’s your ‘chef’s surprise,’ sir – I’m legally required to tell you the you have one last chance to change your mind.” more
An employee looks downtrodden when his boss, wearing a party hat, holding sparkers, and drinking champagne says, “That is a poignant tale of woe, Ned, but I don’t do poignant tales of woe on Friday afternoon. more
An employee seems surprised when his boss tells him, “If you know what is good for you, you’ll let me decide what is good for you.” more
A businessman, speaking with his doctor, looks surprised when he’s told that “No ulcers shows me that you haven’t reached your full potential.” more
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