An employee is saddened to hear, from the paymaster, that he has “Nothing this week – between your pay and your deductions, youo broke even.” more

A businessman, looking out a skyscraper office window, says “I was so surprised when I took a break and went home,” to another businessman. “My six-months old son is now two, my wife divorced me, and my dog died.” more

As two businessmen walk through a busy office, one says to the other, "Everybody I'v ever brown-nosed has been fired." more

“Meet Stetson, our office Jokester …” says a businessman who is introducing a woman to another employee, in the Stocks & Bonds office. Stetson is locked into an old style stock punishment device. more

As executive sits in office with underlings around him, he realized he cannot remember why he called the meeting in the first place. more

In giving a report on recent company performance, the executive notes that some positive patterns are emerging in the data. In this case, a smiley face. more

An executive explains the upside of taking an entry-level position while standing on the new hire's chest. more

An employee looks stunned when his boss walks into his office with a plant saying, Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we’re replacing you with this plant.” more

Two businessmen, smoking cigars in a lavish, skyscraper office are discussing the American Dream. One tells the other that “I was able to realize The American Dream by using workers from Thailand.” more

A CEO looks surprised when an office supplies salesman, showing him a new product says, “… and for the nostalgic baby-boomers in the office … mieograph-scented laser printer paper!” more