A politician looks angry when another politican tells him that “Grassroots issues are fine but yours are based on crabgrass.” more

An investor, with his feet on his desk while talking on the phone, says, “Eddie, take everything out of fear and put it into greed.” more

A job applicant pleads, with hands grasped together, with his interviewer, “Forget the pension and health care – do I get gas money?” more

At an outdoor meeting, where staff are seated at a table just outside of forrestry, a CEO says, “Good news, ladies and gentlemen. We’re out of the woods.” more

An employee looks surprised when his boss tells him that, “as my personal aide, your main focus will be to just stay the hell out of my sight.” more

A businessman looks stunned, when listening to a voice mail message, he’s told to “Please leave a message after the beep and this short advertisement --- “ more

A job applicant looks stunned when the human resources manager tells him, “You say here you’re eager to ‘push the envelope.’ Great! We’ll place you in the mail room.” more

A manager, speaking to an older employee who has a box on his desk, says “After watching the clock for 25 years, it’s only right we send you off to retirement with a watch.” more

As a business owner shakes the hand of his second-in-command, he says, “Now that you’ve risen to second-in-command of my company, Osward, remember just one thing. To me you’re still just a flunky.” more

An employee looks stunned when his boss, holding a sign that reads “THE END IS NEAR”, says “Smythe, let’s talk about your future here.” more