Updated October 8 at 5:08pm
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A child, manning a lemonade stand, says “After I got money for my last baby tooth,” to a friend, “I knew I nedded a new income stream.” more
A CEO, speaking to wary-looking board members, says “Just because I’ve sold my stock and given myself a huge bonus doesn’t mean we’re going out of business.” more
A husband, speaking to his wife about their son wearing a bag over his head, says, “He’s been wearing that bag over his head. I think he’s ashamed to be seen in public with that flip phone I bought him.” more
A businessman, speaking with another businessman at a bar, says, “I’ve gotten by on imaginative and innovative thinking. In other words, I make it up as I go along.” more
A CEO, standing at the head of a conference table, in a furniture store, asks “Well, people … we have a decision to make … Shall we buy this table?” while board members sit around it looking uninterested. more
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