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A waiter sarcastically says, "Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair," while holind a bottle of wine, to a businessman who is having dinner. more
An investment broker, speaking with a client on the phone says, "‘Plummet' is such a harsh term, Mr. Dolan, we prefer to say priced ‘below cost basis.' " more
A businessman looks sad when he selects a book, at a book store, titled "Get Rich Quick, when dollar bills fall out of it. more
At a board meeting, shareholders looks surprised when the CEO says "We won't survive unless we can charge as much for our new preventative drugs as it costs for a lifetime of taking our treatment drugs." more
A businessman is having Dickens read to him as a bedtime story and asks, "The best of times, the worst of times? Was the Dow up, and the employment rate down?" more
A caveman job applicant looks pleased when the cavemen interviewer says, "Hunting AND gather! I like that you can multitask." more
A caveman is told by another caveman, who is sitting at a large rock, in front of a cave entrance which reads "Moog's Investments," that he needs to diversity his portfolio by putting half into hunting and half into gathering. more
One caveman looks at a tic-tac-toe game on a cave wall, while a second caveman says, "This is where Moorga got his idea for the wheel." more
A man, talking on his cell phone, while sitting in a prison cell says "My company is letting me work from home for the next five to ten years." Meanwhile his cellmate looks at him surprised. more
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