A caveman, being interviewed for a job by another caveman in a cave with a volcano seen in the distance, looks dismayed when he is asked, “How are you at foraging for benefits?”
A business man, who is being escorted from his office in handcuffs by two detectives, says to them “At least I leave with the knowledge I did it my way.”
A caveman, chiseling a wheel from stone, looks stunned when another caveman says, “If you ever invent money, I’d like to borrow some.”
A patient, laying on a couch and speaking to his psychiatrist, say “I’ve went rom trading securities to sharing insecurities.
Two business men are talking at a water cooler, when one says to the other, “I don’t wear glasses. These are solar panels that keep my phone charged.”
An employee looks sad and shocked when his boss, while doing his review, says “But you just had a raise back in 1970.”
A job applicant looks surprised when his interviewer says, “You state on your resume that you’re lazy, incompetent and unreliable. There is such a thing as being too honest.”