An investor looks depressed when his advisor says, "Mr. Marney, your emerging markets portfolio needs a theme song." While strumming a banjo, he says, "how about ‘don't cry for me, Argentina'?"
An employee tells his boss, "since you insist on an answer, I'll go out on a limb and say, time will tell."
A CEO, speaking to board members says, "The test results are in for the medical marijuana, and frankly there's nothing there we didn't discover ourselves in college"
A job applicant looks worried, when a personnel manager says, "That's funny … All your employers I called are now out of business."
A CEO, sitting in an empty board room, thinks "It's lonely here at the top – thank God I've never been a people person!"
A CEO's secretary looks surprised when the CEO says, Cancel the meeting on our Five-Year Planning, Ms. Duncan," while handcuffed and being escorted by police.