Two cavemen are talking, in a cave labeled as "Grog's Investments." Grog asks, "Why do you want to invest in oil futures?" And his client responds, "Because there's no oil present."
A woman, walking down a sidewalk looks surprised to see a beggar with his hat out and wearing a sign that reads "Help! I told the boss to go to hell at the office party."
An elderly man, with a cane, looks angry when his advisor at Acme Investments says, "You wouldn't have been able to take it with you anyway, Mr. Belke."
A secretary looks surprised when her boss says, "I was looking out for #1, so I wasn't paying attention when #2 hit the fan."
One caveman looks at a tic-tac-toe game on a cave wall, while a second caveman says, "This is where Moorga got his idea for the wheel."
A caveman is told by another caveman, who is sitting at a large rock, in front of a cave entrance which reads "Moog's Investments," that he needs to diversity his portfolio by putting half into hunting and half into gathering.
Three people walking down a street are shocked, when a man holding them at gunpoint says to someone on his cellphone, "I'll have to call you back. I'm in the middle of crowdfunding."