A homeless man, looking diisheveled, holds a sign that reads, "Steal my identity. You;ll be doing me a favor."
Two executives watch an employee waslking with a carrot dangling in front of him. One says, "Actually, the distric office is getting better results with a fresh garlic garlic bagel," the other.
A personnel director looks surprised when his interviewee says, "I listen to a lot of motivational tapes … I have no skills, but I'm raing to go."
Two salesmen from a chart company show charts to a businessman and say, "And if you purchase out ‘nothing to worry about here' package, we'll throw in our manager of the year mug at no extra charge!"
A businessman, speaking with the CEO, looks surprised when the CEO says, You need to read between my tweens."
A wife shouts, "and remember, Lester, don't bring home the bacon. It's loaded with nitrites," to her husband as he's walking down the front walk, on his way to work.
While two dinosaurs are eating grass, one says to the other "Why are you worried? I told you we're too big to fail."