Board members look surprised and disinterested when the CEO, standing at the head of the table says, “The problem taht went away all by itself came back all on its own.”
A caveman, being interviewed for a job by another caveman in a cave with a volcano seen in the distance, looks dismayed when he is asked, “How are you at foraging for benefits?”
A business man, who is being escorted from his office in handcuffs by two detectives, says to them “At least I leave with the knowledge I did it my way.”
A caveman, chiseling a wheel from stone, looks stunned when another caveman says, “If you ever invent money, I’d like to borrow some.”
A patient, laying on a couch and speaking to his psychiatrist, say “I’ve went rom trading securities to sharing insecurities.